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[Nov. 4th, 2012|07:54 pm]
Bro #1: Dude, I fucked her two nights ago and she keeps calling me. Fuck that bitch, I can get so much better pussy.
Bro #2: I love motion sensor dispensers...it makes me feel like I have The Force.

--Bar Bathroom, Brooklyn
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